The Tales of Bertie Bonster
The Tales of Bertie Bonster (and friends) from Guston Bank

Book Extracts

The following extracts are taken from 'The Tales of Bertie Bonster'.

  "Just then both cousins stopped. The bin they were looking at moved slightly and a groaning noise came from inside it. Very gingerly they rolled towards it and looked in. A large empty bottle lay on its side among some dirty paper and empty food cartons. Another groan startled them, then in the bin, not far from its opening, they saw four little legs in the air."
- A Brush with Death?
 
Bertie Bonster & rabbit  "It was late afternoon when the blue car returned to the white house. Bertie watched from the safety of Guston Bank and saw the two young boys run to the garden fence and call their mother's attention to the spout of water still in full flow."
- Fire in Farmer Frith's Field
 
  "Bertie became aware of more movement. Other residents had emerged from their homes and holes to find out what was happening. Bertie rolled down the Bank, could not see anything in the layby so rolled over it through the garden fence of the white house. From the cover given by the hedge of the garden he could look along the length of the Bank.
  "I just knew it was going to be one of those days," he muttered to himself as he saw three men at the far end of the Bank with machines which they swung to and fro through the long growth of thistles and brambles providing the cover on the Bank."
- One of Those Days
 
Bertie  "He sat in his big chair which was generously padded with straw and sheep wool collected from Farmer Frith's field. He had a scarf wrapped around him, a discarded item of clothing he had found on one of his many walks. With his hat on and a blanket around him he looked as snug as a bug in a rug, but he didn't feel it."
- In The Bleak Midwinter
 
Bertie Bonster  "Today Bertie felt like some brisk exercise so he rolled down the Bank and into the layby. He looked all around but nothing stirred. He ambled to the front gates of the white house garden and turned into the driveway. He wandered up the side of the house while looking over Farmer Frith's field, next to the garden, to the big road beyond. Unusually Bertie wasn't taking a great interest in what was happening around him and he was not exercising caution. He came to the edge of the house and rolled on to the pathway running the length of the back of the house. A movement made him look up - there right beside him was the little black and tan dog staring straight at him. Bertie froze."
- The Eyes and Ears of a Dog
 
  "Just as he was about to leave the garden to return to his Guston Bank home he looked up at the moon and then back into the garden. He stopped. For just one fleeting moment Bertie Bonster thought he saw something move in the mist. A dark shape. He kept still. He blinked and for a brief moment he saw a young black and tan dog with a tail wagging. Jan was walking away from him into the mist of the night. She looked round and smiled and winked at Bertie then walked on. Bertie Bonster blinked again and looked in the direction of the vision but it had gone."
- Deep Sleep


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